The family values candidate

So Sarah Palin tells the world that, no Trig can't be my daughter Bristol's son because, um...because she, um...IS 5 MONTHS PREGNANT! Yes, the teenage unwed daughter of the Republican Vice Presidential nominee is pregnant and marrying the father of the child, AT 17! That means she conceived this child while away from school with Mononucleosis. So she endangered the father with infection, had unprotected sex (way to go abstinence only education!) and is now carrying a child. Will this be the White House's first shotgun wedding?
I know you righties are all for gun rights but this is taking it a little too far. I smell a conspiracy here and those of you who know me, NONE of my conspiracies can be proven wrong.
So I will make this prediction: Bristol Palin will marry her "Sweetheart" and then suffer a miscarriage from the "media attention" that will then make family issues off the table. Anyone who tries to challenge Trig's actual birth mother will be labeled as trying to destroy an "already grieving family." ...OR...
Gov Palin did indeed endanger Trig when traveling 12 hours from Texas to Wasilla to give birth to a special needs child. Talk about not keeping your house in order.